You're a credit to dementia.
Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
I know you believe you understand what you think I said. But I am not sure you realize that what
you heard is not what I meant.
Patrick Murray
"Shut up," He explained.
Ring Lardner
A man without fear is a man without hope.
Bullseye (Daredevil)
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of those who threaten it.
US Navy
Last words are for people who haven't said enough during their lives.
some dead guy
What is right will eventually find a way.
some woman
If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations.
I hear this is from Tommy Boy
I don't want to mention any names because _________ might be embarrassed.
Mr. Zachritz
Is the glass half full or half empty? Neither, it's twice as large as it has to be.
Mr. Zachritz
There are three kinds of people in this world: those that can count and those that can't.
Unknown
Having children is like being pecked to death by chickens.
Dana Carvey (or David Spade)
I will finish what I sta
Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)
Okay, everyone. Take out a safety pencil and a circle of paper.
School Teacher (The Simpsons)
Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply. You multiply until every natural resource is consumed. Then, the only only was you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.
Agent Smith (The Matrix)